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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Dr Wibble eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗

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