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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Miss Wibble eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊

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