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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Miss Wibble eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛

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