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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Ms Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃

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