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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Ms Wibble eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍

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