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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Mrs Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖

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