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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Mrs Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁

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