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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Mr Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛

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