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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Yoda eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗

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