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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Squishy eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻

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