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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Squishy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖

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