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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Squishy eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗

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