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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Widget eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘

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