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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Professor Sparkles eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺

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