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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Professor Sparkles eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃

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