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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Dr Sparkles eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺

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