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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Dr Sparkles eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺

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