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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Miss Sparkles eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁

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