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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Miss Sparkles eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘

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