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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Mrs Sparkles eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦

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