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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Mr Sparkles eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻

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