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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Mr Sparkles eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻

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