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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Simpkins eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮

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