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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Tinkerbell eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃

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