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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Professor Cuddles eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁

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