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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Rt Hon Cuddles eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗

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