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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Rt Hon Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁

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