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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Dr Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮

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