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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Dr Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃

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