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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Miss Cuddles eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖

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