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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Miss Cuddles eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗

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