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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Ms Cuddles eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛

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