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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Ms Cuddles eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯

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