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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Mrs Cuddles eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡

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