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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Mrs Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗

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