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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Mr Cuddles eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡

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