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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Luna eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺

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