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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Luna eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍

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