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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Tilly eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺

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