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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Tilly eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦

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