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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Millie eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘

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