Sorry I'm late today
Add to
Slack
Share
Tweet
Follow @sorryimlatebot
Pet death
My
grandmother
had their beloved pet
gerbil 🐹
Teddy
eaten by
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
a lion 🦁
a warthog 🐗
a crocodile 🐊
a pufferfish 🐡
a lynx 😺
a rhinoceros 🦏
a velociraptor 🦖
a bear 🐻
a cow 🐮
an elephant 🐘
Privacy policy
. This silliness was made by
Dan
.