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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Teddy eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘

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