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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Teddy eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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