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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Rosie eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍

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