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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Daisy eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮

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