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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Professor Stink eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁

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