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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Professor Stink eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛

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