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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Rt Hon Stink eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦

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