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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Dr Stink eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺

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