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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Dr Stink eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡

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