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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Miss Stink eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖

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