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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Miss Stink eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛

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