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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Ms Stink eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺

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