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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Mrs Stink eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃

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