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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Mr Stink eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺

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