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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Mr Stink eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏

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