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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Bella eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺

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