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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Poppy eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘

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