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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Frodo eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺

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