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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Voldemort eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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