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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Voldemort eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗

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