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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Voldemort eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊

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