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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Professor Snuffles eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯

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