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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Professor Snuffles eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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