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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Rt Hon Snuffles eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺

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