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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Miss Snuffles eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍

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