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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Ms Snuffles eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺

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