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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Ms Snuffles eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺

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