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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Ms Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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