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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Mrs Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛

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