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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Mrs Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁

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