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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Mr Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮

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