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Pet death
My
grandmother
had their beloved pet
gerbil 🐹
Akira
eaten by
…
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start another snivelling excuse
🃏
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random pathetic excuse
a lion 🦁
a cow 🐮
an elephant 🐘
a turkey 🦃
a warthog 🐗
a bear 🐻
a crocodile 🐊
a wild boar 🐗
a rhinoceros 🦏
a cheetah 😺
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