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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Akira eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺

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