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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Akira eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡

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