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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Trotsky eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍

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