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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Hermoine eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺

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