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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Worf eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏

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