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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Bob eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃

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