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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Bob eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗

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